WATCH: Gutfeld To Biden: ‘Ask For Forgiveness’ From Americans, Don’t Dole It Out

Fox News late-night host Greg Gutfeld took verbal shots at President Joe Biden on Friday’s show over the issue of forgiving student loan debt, which he also addressed on “The Five” earlier this week.

“So let’s take a look at all the things that pissed me off. Besides the looks like when I buy clothes in the boy’s department. Not my fault,” he quipped as he began his diatribe.

“First, Biden’s ratings are so far down the toilet, they could wave hello to Chris Wallace. It’s so bad, I hear Biden’s new strategist is Roto-Rooter,” he continued.

“So no wonder he’s once again talking up student loan forgiveness, when really Joe should be asking for forgiveness, not doling it out. Forgiveness for Afghanistan, for tanking the economy, for farting in front of the royal family. That bomb was so rank the Queen thought the Germans were blitzing again,” he joked.

He went on:

Now they want to forgive ten-grand, or roughly what Hunter paid for a weekend of hookers. Of course, this is a Hail Mary pass or for the gender-confused a Hail Larry.

It’s meant to appeal to young voters before the midterms, which should crush the Dems like a dozen eggs under Brian Stelter’s box spring. Wait, did I say voters? I meant Democratic voters, the ones too dumb to realize they’re trading their future for a quick payout.

So they’re taking your money to pay a bribe to people who hate you to re-elect the same freaks who demonize you daily.

It’s a Democrat birthday party, and you are the piñata. But like Geraldo’s ex-wives, these people, they don’t need the money.

This isn’t a food stamp program or welfare, it’s transferring money from the working class to the wealthy and upper-middle-class who vacationed in Aspen while running up college debt, as regular people have to take second jobs or like me, who paid for college by making deposits to sperm banks. Some of it was my own.

Yes. But we need to make sure they feel the consequences of their actions, and how?

We got to play their game once the Republicans take the House, if they want to bribe people with your money, let’s do the same with their money.

Get all those gender studies grads to pay for your pet projects. How about NRA instruction courses for teachers? How about funding the student instead of the school, so people have a real choice in education. 

And let’s embrace loan forgiveness, but make the overpaid colleges refund the dough, defund the crap out of them.

They have it coming. You send Billy off to Harvard at 73-grand a year, and he comes home for Christmas with a new pronoun, a pair of home-grown boobs and a hatred for America, I’m thinking you got a raw deal.

Poor Billy. As for crime, they applauded incoherent mobs coming to Supreme Court justices’ homes, which is ironic when the president, their biggest cheerleader, can’t even find his own.

Meanwhile, New York’s idiot governor directed people to Lee Zeldin’s rallies to disrupt them. It’s time for payback. What if the just released thugs made it to the neighborhoods of progressive DAs and anti-cop Dems? Just put funds toward halfway houses right next to theirs.

Make Alvin Bragg or George Gascon have to worry about crime, just like you do. You know, it’s working right now with immigration. All those phony sanctuary cities, now must walk the walk.

It’s time for a taste of their medicine. I mean, isn’t that how vaccines work? 

So drop your pants and bend over Democrat politicians. This won’t hurt very much, I promise.



WATCH: Greg Gutfeld Rips Dems For Pushing Student Debt Loan Cancellation: ‘You Make Me Sick!’